David Cameron's Card

Here's the one you've all been waiting for: the card that Tory supremo David Cameron will be sending to all his mates for the 2006 Bacchanalia. It was designed by 7-year-old Scarlett Sadler of Woodstock Primary in David's Oxfordshire constituency. With a name like that, young Scarlett must go far. Her chosen charity will receive £100. And what's our Roman Catholic PM Tony Blair doing today to win hearts and minds? He's complaining that the Pope won't let him use condoms!