Madonna For Sale

Flogging pictures of Madonna in the buff is in vogue this year. The latest to go under the hammer is Peter Howson's crude Madonna & Guy (2005). That's ex-hubby Guy Ritchie. As portraits go, it's tripe; but Madonna's fame makes it worth an estimated £22,000. It's up for grabs this Saturday in McTear's Scottish Contemporary Art Auction in Glasgow. Don't think I'll bother, thanks.