While I'm on the subject of fashion, here's the latest Scottish tartan: a Panda Tartan. Edinburgh Zoo is so chuffed with its new pandas, Tian Tian and Yang Guang, on 10-year loan from China, that it commissioned a local firm to create the new tartan. The panda colours are obvious. What is difficult to see in the photo is a triple red stripe which runs through the tartan, representing China and the lucky number 3 (title link). This could be a nice little earner for the zoo. Imagine millions of Chinese decked out in Panda Tartan. But will they plump for kilts?