Scooter President

Whatever you might think of froggy President Francois Hollande's hopping on the back of a scooter and zooming off for an alleged nocturnal tryst with actress Julie Gayet, you've got to admit he's chosen a beauty. But then the social elite have never been short of quality crumpet. It comes with the rank. Of course his official partner at the Elysee palace, journalist Valerie Trierweiler, is presumably spitting bullets. Oh what a tangled web! Hollande's throwing a wobbler over Closer magazine's "attack on the right to privacy" doesn't wipe the egg off his face (CLICK). French capitalists are moving out of France in droves to avoid paying his 75% tax hike. Can he survive for much longer?